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In mid-June 2026, Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell stopped showing up for work. At first, many had assumed the worst. McConnell is 84 years old, after all. His Republican colleagues feared that Ol' Mitch was starting to ...

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We've all been there. Whether it was someone you had a crush on or an ex, we've all at one point or another sent a text that looked to be for someone else but it was actually for the intended person. In the age of AI, no...

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Media and gaming juggernaut Sony announced on July 1st, 2026 that it would cease production of all physical media for PlayStation games starting January 2028. The move, without real explanation besides some word salad ab...

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With the FIFA World Cup coming to a close this weekend, number one soccer fan Jones McKowsky from Timbuktu wants to share his thoughts and feelings on what it was like to attend every game this year, hosted across the Un...

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\"Diarrhea smoke - Don't breathe this!\" Blendtec founder and host of Blendtec's Will It Blend? Tom Dickson said after an accident on the set caused plumes of smoke to blow across the eastern United States.

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In a devastating blow to local commerce, small business owners across the country are reportedly being forced to read and summarize their own emails due to a complete lack of artificial intelligence funding.

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\"Go out and buy a Dell\" President Donald Trump said to the nation today, the second time this year.

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A trend that gripped the world of TikTok and Instagram starting in 2020, \"No Poop July\" has started making its way to younger generations.

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