WHAT Are WE?

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The world is frustrating. Sometimes you want to throw your hands up and shout it out. I quit! I've had enough! Reading this website might make you chuckle, lower your temper for a bit, and delay the inevitable.

I'm going to work for the media

This may look like a portfolio for some guy's mediocre Photoshop, video editing, and comedy writing prowess. You're probably right, but you wouldn't know that until now because we just told you.

WHO ARE WE?

Ernest Panco

Once owner of an erotic webcam site, Ernie transitioned to the tech industry in the late 2010s providing ketchup keyboard cleaning services. Since then he has been at the cutting edge of tech news and has joined our team as our lead technology correspondent.

Mikel Bikely

A man who one day woke up inexplicably fusing into his bicycle, Mikel, with support from his life partner Shawnee Scooter, decided to use his strange new transportation powers for the good of the people. Mikel is always the first one to a scene because his feet are wheels.

Rey

With an Apple Vision Pro attached to his face 24/7, Rey is our feet on the street. He always knows what's going down, whether on the trail, in the mall, or in the club.